AACCKKKK!!! Too much.............. get a life! Back to the subject. Whatever it was or is. Having spent a fair amount of time in Roswell N. M. and having a daughter that lives there and worked for the UFO Museum I can honestly say they're out there. Close the windows, lock the doors, they're coming after us!!!!
Aw sh_ _! It's just those damned squirrels. Messing around with me again. Gonna get my shotgun out and practice up on my "Pull....BAM".
The only "alien" I've seen was two summers ago when my son-in-law (Roswell PD SWAT team) and I went cruising out in the desert south of Roswell one night and found Juann Enchiveria stuck on a prickly pear cactus at 3 in the morning. Claimed a space ship came down and abducted him and then tossed him out from about 200 feet up and he landed on this cactus. As my son-in-law called for medical help....laughing all the time so the dispatcher had trouble getting the correct information... I was trying to get Juann calmed down and searching him for weapons and other items.
Juann was in a world of hurt and bleeding somewhat from various wounds in his butt and elsewhere. It only took a minute to figure out what happened. An empty bottle of Old Crow was on the ground, and about 15 feet away was his bicycle, laying on it's side in the sand and dirt, it's front tire wrapped neatly over a small Yucca tree. He was 150 feet off the highway. How he rode that far in the sand is still a mystery.
Juann had picked a vary dangerous area of Yucca's and Prickly Pears to try his riding skills at 3 in the morning with a blood alchohol content of .38 and rising with every minute that passed. When medical help arrived Juann was pretty well behaved and embarrased. I had handcuffed him face down in the sand, and when he turned over he had .....well, you get the picture. Nature calls, and works in mysterious ways.
Juann thanked us for saving his life and promised to go on the straight and narrow from then on. As Jeff and I left the scene we looked around and there were still two Deputy Sheriffs there picking up Juann's bike. They both were looking very hard up into the night sky, with a look of ............
"Do you suppose..?"
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?