It's his own fault. He should have done what I did.
My true story, short version:
Discovered the wife was pregnant, went in for the sonagram.
Doc: "See that?"
Me: "Yup"
Doc:"Congratulations Sarge, your gonna' be a father, come back in about a month"
Month later:
Doc: "See both those shadows?"
Me: "Yup"
Doc: "You're gonna' have twins"
Me:
speachlessDoc: "Come back in about a month for another sonagram.
Month later:
Me: "What are those shadows Doc?"
Doc: "You better sit down Sarge, you're gonna' have triplets"
I looked him dead in the eye & calmly said:
"You do know Doc, I ain't coming back here next month"
They just turned 18, 2 boys-1 girl, will try to get some pics into the "Members Pictures" thread when I get a chance.
"... There.. is.. your.. dagger..!! "