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16 years ago
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The Pack Will Be Back.
16 years ago
I still can't believe the OT coin toss bounced off Urlacher's head and came up heads.
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Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
It baffles me that the coin hitting a player does not invalidate the toss.
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16 years ago
Seriously, what if they caught it and made it come up a certain way? Do you have to control the coin for it to invalidate the toss? Who makes that judgment call? It's all sketchy.
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Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
Precisely. What if the player "accidentally" head-butts it or kicks it or swats it with his hand?
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16 years ago
Or god forbid a nice sleight of hand move to a two-headed coin. :lol:
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McPack
16 years ago
Or in the Bears case, a two-assed coin;).
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16 years ago
Or maybe a picture of an arm elbow deep up an ass, pulling out another win.
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mxchamp004
16 years ago
I agree that the toss shoulda been invalidated or whatever, but thats only cuz we lost it. Urlachers head didnt really make a difference.
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kobe16
16 years ago
i still think it should have been a re-toss.
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