My youngest started 4 year old kindergarden today... so I go to pick him up and he turns to his teacher/class and states, "Here comes my Daddy, boy was he pissing me off last night."

She can't help but laugh, but then turns to me and starts to lecture me on teaching him bad words.

Really.. "pissing me off" is now a no no.

I would be screwed.

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they say some funny stuff, i have a almost 6 yr old and starting 1st grade on wed.

i know the feeling !! lol

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Mine is in 5th grade and we just got done running around picking up more school items. Fun!

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The question is, how were you pissing him off? You weren't walking around in those Helga clothes, were you? I'd be pissed off too.

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My Grandson Zakary starts Nursery school in the UK today. He's not 3 until December 19th!!!!!!!!!!

He will be going for 1 1/2 hours up until December then all afternoon from 12 to 3 from January.

It's making me feel old already!!!!

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You should have said, "I didn't teach him that f*n word. He must have learned that from his a*hole of an older brother/sister. Don't worry, I'll beat the s* out of both of them when I get home."

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Told my wife when she got home from work.. first reaction was to laugh. Once that wore off.. "What in the world did you do to piss him off?"


Then.. "You gotta watch your mouth around him."


Busted. lol.

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LOLOLOL!!!!
Now THAT was a "CHEESEY" answer if i ever heard one![grin1]

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I am humbled by your praise.

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Hey, after 42 years in the trenches, especially PE classes, you would not believe some of the things I've heard. Some I chose to ignore; some I had to talk to the kid about proper language; and some I went straight to my notebook and wrote them down to use in the book I'm writing.

Like:

Johnny: "Mr. F, Susie called me a WaggerDoodle!"

Me to Susie: "Susie why did you call Johnny a WaggerDoodle?"

Susie: "That's what my Mom calls my Dad sometimes at night, especially when she is wearing her short nightie. I think it's usually when my Mom thinks my Dad is going to be bad."

And this was a 3rd grade!!!

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