E Mail - Packers Create Jobs

RaiderPride
Senior Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

I recieved this E mail three times in the last week.

Has anyone here recieved it? This must have originated in Green Bay.

E-MAIL

"Subject: GREEN BAY PACKERS

After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia
quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup
quarterback Michael Vick.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael
Vick and another backup was needed.

After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips.

After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike
Singletary was fired and replaced.

During the Bears playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and
backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string
quarterback Caleb Hanie.

Bottom line: Last year, the Packers created more jobs than Obama "

END OF E-MAIL

""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."

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Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

haha, actually my grandma sent that to me. Her forwards are the only ones that I open.

Yerko
Senior Member

13 years ago

I received it and posted it to my facebook to make all the Bears fans angry. *Success*

wpr
Preferred Member

13 years ago

Nope I did not get that one. I thought about putting on FB but one of my little sisterlaws is a huge Bears and Obama fan. It would be fun to torment her but I just spent a nice evening at her home and she fed me very well. She has earned a pass.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

Originally Posted by: wpr

Then tomorrow when you're shitting that fine meal out, take your laptop to the porcelain throne and hit "send".

wpr
Preferred Member

13 years ago

Then tomorrow when you're shitting that fine meal out, take your laptop to the porcelain throne and hit "send".

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

[roflmao] [roflmao]
You are just plain mean. There will be other dinners. I already emailed it to her. Let's see her reaction.

vikesrule
Registered

13 years ago

Subject: GREEN BAY PACKERS

the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb.

the Packers injured Michael Vick

the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins

Or perhaps what this "email" is really saying is.....

It was not just extraordinarily good luck that the Packers got into the playoffs, but were assisted in this by causing grievous bodily harm to opposing teams key players.
Which also means that the Packers caused in increase in the nations already out-of-control healthcare costs.

sits and waits :)

wpr
Preferred Member

13 years ago

Originally Posted by: vikesrule

waits for what? A Lombardi trophy? You do that pretty well. Keep it up.

vikesrule
Registered

13 years ago

waits for what? A Lombardi trophy? You do that pretty well. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by: wpr

C'mon wayne, you can do better than that......be a little creative.

wpr
Preferred Member

13 years ago

#10

C'mon wayne, you can do better than that......be a little creative.

Originally Posted by: vikesrule

no need. The truth works pretty well for me. not flashy just accurate.

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