I don't know why straights are so afraid of gay bars. They are a lot of fun. Unlike straight bars, where you have to be discreet and beat around the bush about what you want because you constantly have to worry about stepping on someone's toes, at gay bars you can be totally honest about what you want. Yeah, it means you will get an occasional guy hitting on you, but all you have to do is make it obvious you are straight and they leave you alone. On the other hand, though most men don't believe this, it is really easy to pick up a girl at a gay bar. Yes, women go to gay bars "not to be hit on," but women have this weird mental blind spot: Because they tell themselves they aren't in a gay bar to be hit on, they allow all sorts of advances they would never allow in a straight bar, end up getting horny, and often going home with a guy who is persistent at all. I know guys who frequent gay bars for just this reason. It is one of the easiest places in the world to get laid. The air is just so charged with sexual electricity.
That being said, I don't know why someone would brush off the gay guys anyway. Just as girls mooch off guys in regular bars by being teases, straight guys can do the same thing in gay bars. It is the easiest way I know of to get wasted, if that is what you are into.
I should add that with the exception of getting wasted, none of the aforementioned applies in Germany, where people of the opposite sex aren't allowed in Schwulenkneipen or Lesbenkneipen.
Back on topic, "slapnuts" was just an auto-censor Kevin set up because he was tired of people saying "Slapnuts" and nothing else. It is just like the way the old forum converted DD to "Donald Driver" and Mike McCarthy to "Mike McCarthy," sometimes to hilarious effect.
Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel