....We'll even take your smart ass uncle VR. :onfloor:
"vikesrule" wrote:
Things that would be much more pleasant to do, than becoming a freakin' cheesehead
.. have my nuts chewed off by a pack of wild dogs.
...suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose until the back of his head caves in.
...slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol.
...stick my genitals in a bees nest.
...drink a gallon of turpentine and then piss on a forest fire.
...watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud wrestle in the nude.
...pork a polar bear in a phone booth.
...cram my dick in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorrhoids.
...try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter and not a twist off either.
...shave my poison-ivy covered legs with a dull barber's razor and no water or soap.
.. nail my dick to the middle of a 2x4 and set both ends on fire and try to get loose with a butter knife.
...ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to my balls.
...be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Barry Manilow tunes while having my tonsils removed with a rusty spoon.
"DakotaT" wrote: