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Rockmolder
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13 years ago

#331

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Formo
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13 years ago

#332

wat

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Nonstopdrivel
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13 years ago

#333

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

#334

"Rockmolder" wrote:

There's a guy at my work who's scared of bears. I keep telling him all he has to do is have a fat friend. For, you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friend.

My man Donald Driver

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Wade
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13 years ago

#335

Hmm....I wonder how this would work as a pickup line...

"Yeah, sure, I'm fat. But think of this. You'd never have to worry about a bear when I was around. All those macho, physically fit guys would just outrun you and leave you to the bear."

:)

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

zombieslayer
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13 years ago

#336

"Wade" wrote:

OMG that's funny. You got your second applause point from me this morning, amigo.

My man Donald Driver

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2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#337

This reminds me of that old fable by Aesop:

The Bear and the Two Travelers

TWO MEN were traveling together, when a Bear suddenly met them on their path. One of them climbed up quickly into a tree and concealed himself in the branches. The other, seeing that he must be attacked, fell flat on the ground, and when the Bear came up and felt him with his snout, and smelt him all over, he held his breath, and feigned the appearance of death as much as he could. The Bear soon left him, for it is said he will not touch a dead body. When he was quite gone, the other Traveler descended from the tree, and jocularly inquired of his friend what it was the Bear had whispered in his ear. "He gave me this advice," his companion replied. "Never travel with a friend who deserts you at the approach of danger."

Misfortune tests the sincerity of friends.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

13 years ago

#338

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A Siberian tiger ran wild through Tokyo's Tama Zoo yesterday in an exercise to prepare zookeepers for dangerous situations involving escaped animals.

Rockmolder
Honored Member

13 years ago

#339

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MassPackersFan
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13 years ago

#340

A Siberian tiger ran wild through Tokyo's Tama Zoo yesterday in an exercise to prepare zookeepers for dangerous situations involving escaped animals.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Ok. I'll be waiting for the "30 zoo workers mauled by escaped tiger" story now.

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