In less than two weeks I am going on a week-long golfing trip--six Steeler fans and myself. The are going to give me a ration of sh*t on that trip--these guys can be real a-holes.
I'm trying to come up with ways to get their goats without being too heavy-handed. I've got a plan for the first two days, but need help for the rest of the week.
First day, I'm going to wear my regular Packers gear/hat that I wear every year, and when they start giving me sh*t about it, I'm going to take it off, look at it kind of puzzled, and tell them "Oops, I didn't mean to wear this hat. Sorry guys." and pull a Super Bowl Champs hat out of my bag.
Second day, I'm going to tell them I forgot that I had gotten them a memento for the trip, and give them Pittsburgh 2010 AFC Conference Champions hats--while wearing my SB Champs hat. I figure this one's pretty evil--normally they'd love to wear those hats, but getting them from me in those circumstances they are going to be despised.
I figure that will get me off to a good start on the week, but I'm starting to run out of ideas. I couldn't think of a finer group of individuals to help come up with ways to stick it to some obnoxious Steelers fans. I appreciate any assistance you can give me...