macbob
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14 years ago
GB > #partners, frequency; Steelers > #porn, role playing...

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/02/05/packers-fans-vs-steelers-fans-who-has-more-sex/ 

Its Pittsburgh vs. Green Bay in bed.

Like you, when seeking Super Bowl sex statistics, my go-to sources are usually French dating web sites. This data found at Smartdate.com may shock you. So heres the question: Which group of fans would you suppose have more sex? Steelers, or Packers? (Porn music soundtrack here Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka).

Smartdate asked 31,830 of its members living either in Wisconsin or in Pennsylvania about their sexual background. The results proved to be quite interesting, as members in Wisconsin scored higher in regards to their number of sexual partners. The average number of sexual partners in their life span is 6.3, while members from Pennsylvania only admitted an average of 4.6 partners. The difference between men is even larger, as male members from Wisconsin claimed 6.7 partners whereas those from Pennsylvania registered 4.8.

When asked the question: When in a relationship, how often do you have sexual intercourse in a week on average?, individuals responses also differed from one state to the next. Pennsylvania stated an average of 3.4 times, while Wisconsin registered 4.1 (meaning 36.4 less times per year).
Is it fair to group Steelers fans with Eagles fans here? Im sure that theres less time for sex when youre out causing civil unrest, so that may skew the statistics. Also, what else is there to do in Wisconsin?

But take heart, Steelers fans. You rate much higher when it comes to sexual role playing.

Despite this statistic, it seems that Green Bay is less creative in the bedroom department than Pittsburgh. Indeed, the only area where Pennsylvania scored higher than Wisconsin was relating to their sexual practices. Members living in Pennsylvania admitted to participating in various sexual games and scenarios with their partners more often (38% versus 21% for Wisconsin) and watching more pornography together (32% versus 24% for Wisconsin).

OK honey, tonight Ill be Gov. Ed Rendell, and you be the stranded motorist.

NBCSports.com wrote:

peteralan71
14 years ago
Steelers fans do. We focus too much time on football to have sex. They, on the other hand, do like the players that they glamorize, and go out to clubs and such when they should be at home studying the opponent.
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zombieslayer
14 years ago
Yeah, whatever. Those are claimed sex partners.

I found the magic formula for real sex partners. For a man, ask him how many sex partners he had. Divide that number by 3 and subtract 5. That's the real number of sex partners.

For a woman, ask how many sex partners she had, multiply that number by 2 and add 9. That's the number of sex partners a woman has had.

By the way, Peteralan is half right with me. I have sex a lot, but usually during sex I'm thinking of Aaron Rodgers throwing it deep to Gregorious or Starks knocking over LBs and making their mothers wince. (Then he goes home afterward and has sex with their mothers, even after putting their sons in the hospital. Yes, James Starks is that good).

Or I'm thinking about Woody running back an interception.

I am getting my sex though. It's just my mind is on the Packers.
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago

For a man, ask him how many sex partners he had. Divide that number by 3 and subtract 5. That's the real number of sex partners.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



That means I've had . . . -5 partners?

Fuck virginity. It's going to take me forever to catch up.
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Kingkoopa
14 years ago
What a weird article, I LOVE IT!
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macbob
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14 years ago

Yeah, whatever. Those are claimed sex partners.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



Mmmm. I think the Steelers #s may drop quite a bit in this area if you excluded plastic girl friends... :tongue:
Mckennj3
14 years ago
Now are we talking Consensual sex? Ben might rethink his answers.

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zombieslayer
14 years ago


Mmmm. I think the Steelers #s may drop quite a bit in this area if you excluded plastic girl friends... :tongue:

"macbob" wrote:



LOL. I almost spit up my water.
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I won't be getting any sex tonight, sadly. A) I'm thousands of miles away from my wimmin and 😎 I'm bunking with Detlev.

The chicks in this Dutch bar were amazingly DTF, though. If I hadn't been with my buddy . . .

Never mind.
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