Well instead of sleeping the night before the NFC Championship Game I'm up trying to come up with a full dos equis style commercial for Jay Cutler. Enjoy, I guess:
He has more chins than winning seasons in the NFL or College combined.
He once threw 5 interceptions in a game, a feat not even Rex Grossman has achieved.
He wins vicariously through his team's defense.
He is the most overrated quarterback in the league
I don't always throw interceptions.
But when I do,
I prefer to throw them in the redzone.
Stay hopeless Chicago
Born and bred a cheesehead