I think they should use the "Double Dog Dare Ya" challenge.
Scene: Lambeau Field; late December; temperature hovering around a balmy 0 degrees with wind off the bay.
Coach Grant of the Vikings has arisen to take over the hapless and domeless Vikings who now play their games at Winona State U. stadium which seats around 12,000 who could care less. Play goes against Vikings and Buddy, who thought they scored a TD, immediately throws the red flag, which is intercepted by Charles Woodson who is in his 25th season and leads the world in intercepted red flags.
Ref: "What the hell you challenging, Bud? You couldn't see that Favres' cane was down on the 20 yard line? That was no touchdown dummy. You're on your own 20!"
Bud: "I'm still challenging it, under principle. Ya gotta review it. I Dare you to review it."
Ref: "Yeah, well I Double Dog Dare you to pick that red flag up and shove it up your.............!"
Bud: "Oh, the old Double Dog Dare, huh? Well, I Triple Dog Dare you to stick your tongue on that goal post over there."
Ref: "You think I'm nuts. Besides that doesn't work. My old man says it's a crock of crap. But, I'll do it if you come and stick your old petrified tongue on the post too."
And so, as darkness settles over Lambeau and Green Bay, passengers on flights arriving at Austin Stroebel Field look out in awe and amazement to see Ref Jerry Markbreit and Coach Bud Grant stuck tightly to the goal post, arms waving frantically.
And some even say they could hear feint cries in the night..."Elp, I'n thuck."
"Thut up Bud."
"I ubble dog dare ou! I thallege that call."
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?