Well, since Ted Thompson is thinking outside the box, let's put a little sticky in his inbox to go inside the box...literally. I'd be willing to bet we could get an offensive lineman with some real attitude by recruiting a recent resident of Pelican Bay. At a minimum, our prospective lineman would have Jared Allen pausing with at least a modicum of circumspection prior to runnin' his yap.
Wasn't Ahmad Carrol in that video?
I can see it now... (ref throws flag) Personal foul, offense. Rape, murder and sodomy, 15 yards, inmate number 205879 . I'm tellin' ya, it's got potential.