Don't worry Julie, for planning purposes, this centenarian is apparently petrified where it counts. :tongue3: :lover: :sex:

...And Finley---

I hope you don't come away from this feeling ganged up upon...

I read all your posts and listen to what you have to say, FWIW, for example.

Maybe I'm just grouchy, because- as luck would have it, it's my friggin' birthday today.

So that makes me about 108 in PH years, lol

"dfosterf" wrote:

Exactly 4Pack.

Functional people don't follow football anyways. They follow tennis. They watch people serve the ball, then hit it back and forth until one hits it into the net. Then they clap their hands together and smile.

Then the person who is serving throws the ball high up in the air and hits it then the whole thing repeats.

Afterward, they discuss which wine to have with their meal. Remember, white wine with fish, red wine with red meat. They take their sweaters off then talk about which Ivy League school their kid is going to as they take a sip of tea.

Aren't you glad you're dysfunctional? I'd be a psycho killer if I had to live their lives for one week.

Oh, those "functional" people never fart either. Farting is so beneath them.

"zombieslayer" wrote:

When of course taking off a sweater has a higher (lower?) moral purpose altogether.

Great invention the sweater. Clothing designed to say "take me off, please."

"wade" wrote: