longtimefan
14 years ago
Clay can piss him name into dried concrete
Tezzy
14 years ago

Zero2Cool: Ladies and Gentlemen, the driving force behind Cheeseheads WOW . . . Cardinal Cheesey!

Cardinal Cheesey: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view Packer Nation. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Green and Gold obtuse . . . even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the Packers front office has appointed this year as a time of renewal . . . both of fandom and of style. For example, the venerable 4. While it has been a time honored symbol of our devotion, Holy Father Ted has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our team betrayed. Clay didn't come to Earth to give us the willies . . . he came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Cheeseheads WOW" campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you . . . The Buddy Clay. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it . . . pop? Buddy Clay . . .

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I read that entire thing with my inner George Carlin voice, excellent.
On top of every beard grows a man.
"The Bears are shell-shocked... and it's breaking my heart."
Packers_Finland
14 years ago
When you go to sleep, you check your closet for the boogeyman.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.
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Pack93z
14 years ago
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"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
DakotaT
14 years ago
Clay Matthews has so much closing speed, that even Lawrence Taylor says, "Damn that boy is fast". And Joe Theismann starts rubbing his leg.
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Pack93z
14 years ago
Even Freddy has got his best Clay impersonation.. copying the QB slasher from Green Bay. ;)

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"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Zero2Cool
14 years ago
C'mon, Kuhn gets a bomb ass sig, but that's all Clay gets? C'MON!!
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Pack93z
14 years ago
Better? ;)

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"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
spicnspan320
14 years ago
I dreamed of Clay last night and I liked it.
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
Were your jammies sticky when you woke up?
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Mucky Tundra (24-Nov) : Two players out and Williams had an injury designation this week but Oladapo is a healthy scratch
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packerfanoutwest (22-Nov) : 49ers are underdogs at Packers, ending streak of 36 straight games as favorites
Zero2Cool (22-Nov) : 49ers might be down their QB, DL, TE and LT?
packerfanoutwest (22-Nov) : Jaire Alexander says he has a torn PCL
Zero2Cool (20-Nov) : Even with the context it's ... what?
Mucky Tundra (20-Nov) : Matt LaFleur without context: “I don’t wanna pat you on the butt and you poop in my hand.”
beast (20-Nov) : We brought in a former Packers OL coach to help evaluate OL as a scout
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Zero2Cool (20-Nov) : He landed good players thanks to high draft slot. He isn't good.
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beast (20-Nov) : More knowledge, just like bring in the Jets head coach
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : What? Why? Huh?
beast (19-Nov) : I wonder if the Packers might to try to bring Douglas in through Milt Hendrickson/Ravens connections
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : The Jets fired Joe Douglas, per sources
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : Jets are a mess......
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : Pretty sure Jets fired their scouting staff and just pluck former Packers.
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : Jets sign Anders Carlson to their 53.
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : When you cycle the weeks, the total over remains for season. But you get your W/L for that selected week. Confusing.
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : the total and percentage are the same as the previous weeks
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : the total and percentage are the same as the previous weeks
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : the totals are accurate..nrvrtmind
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : I don't follow what you are saying. The totals are not the same as last week.
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : ok so then wht are the totals the same as last week?
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : NFL Pick'em is auto updated when NFL Scores tab is clicked
Martha Careful (19-Nov) : The offense was OK. Let's not forget the Bear defense is very very good.
packerfanoutwest (19-Nov) : Who updates the leaderboard on NFLPickem?
beast (19-Nov) : Has the Packers offense been worse since the former Jets coach joined the Packers?
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : Offense gets his ass in gear, this could be good.
Zero2Cool (19-Nov) : Backup QB helped with three wins. Special Teams contributed to three wins.
bboystyle (18-Nov) : Lions played outside thats why. They scored 16 and 17 in the only 2 outside games this year
Zero2Cool (18-Nov) : The rest of the NFL is catching up to Packers ... kicking is an issue throughout league
packerfanoutwest (18-Nov) : Packers DL Kenny Clark: We knew 'we were going to block' Bears' game-winning field goal attempt
Zero2Cool (18-Nov) : Lions seem to be throttling everyone, but only (only) got 24 lol maybe the rain is why
Zero2Cool (18-Nov) : Packers vs Lions game doesn't seem so bad.
beast (18-Nov) : Dennis Green "They are what we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"
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