The only things I can't eat are bananas. No idea why. Throat gets itchy and swollen. Stomach gets upset. It's bizarre.
The poops I'm proud of are flawless victories . I exit the bathroom like a rock star making a stage entrance and announce them to my wife, chest puffed up and head held high.
"zombieslayer" wrote:
I don't use toilet paper. It's downright barbaric. As much as I like making fun of other people's cultures, the one thing Americans get wrong is toilet paper.
TP does not clean the asshole. It just wipes off the excess goo. The Japanese have it right and so do the French.
Look, if you're walking down the street and you step on a banana peel (double bummer for you as you're allergic to bananas) and land hands first in dog doo, you don't wipe your hands off with a paper towel. You wash them.
Same thing with after taking a dump.
Luckily, some Americans are getting it. If you don't have a bidet, wet wipes are the way to go. They make them now where they'll break down in a septic tank.
NSD - You've posted that video before and I'm aware of the long-term damage fructose does to your liver. Thus we eat pretty healthy food except for breakfast when our metabolisms are supercharged and we can get away with eating garbage.
I was having a brain fart. Thanks for the explanations. You ever have one of those days when you know something but you draw blanks and you forget you know that you knew that? Well, when you explained the differences, it clicked. Must be my age creeping up on me. :(
"MassPackersFan" wrote: