Zero2Cool
15 years ago

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

"Clifford C. Clavin, Jr" wrote:


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Dulak
15 years ago
lol I think I lost some brain cells reading that :)

I know I killed a few brain cells this past weekend ...
nathaniel
15 years ago
I miss Cheers.
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Pack93z
15 years ago
I am the Norm of a local pub here.. operated and owned by a classmate.. Mohr's Spirit Lake Tap.. on a given night.. it is better than any episode of Cheers.. albeit that sitcom was an absolute classic.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
IronMan
15 years ago

I am the Norm of a local pub here.. operated and owned by a classmate.. Mohr's Spirit Lake Tap.. on a given night.. it is better than any episode of Cheers.. albeit that sitcom was an absolute classic.

"pack93z" wrote:



Shaaaaaaawwwwn!
Pack93z
15 years ago

I am the Norm of a local pub here.. operated and owned by a classmate.. Mohr's Spirit Lake Tap.. on a given night.. it is better than any episode of Cheers.. albeit that sitcom was an absolute classic.

"IronMan" wrote:



Shaaaaaaawwwwn!

"pack93z" wrote:



Yep... that is pretty much it...
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Formo
15 years ago

I am the Norm of a local pub here.. operated and owned by a classmate.. Mohr's Spirit Lake Tap.. on a given night.. it is better than any episode of Cheers.. albeit that sitcom was an absolute classic.

"IronMan" wrote:



Shaaaaaaawwwwn!

"pack93z" wrote:



Patron: "How's it going Shawn?"

Shawn: "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."

I can TOTALLY see 93z saying something like that..
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Pack93z
15 years ago

I am the Norm of a local pub here.. operated and owned by a classmate.. Mohr's Spirit Lake Tap.. on a given night.. it is better than any episode of Cheers.. albeit that sitcom was an absolute classic.

"Formo" wrote:



Shaaaaaaawwwwn!

"IronMan" wrote:



Patron: "How's it going Shawn?"

Shawn: "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."

I can TOTALLY see 93z saying something like that..

"pack93z" wrote:



LOL... some of my common everyday lines.. honestly most of the time are something along those lines... lol..

Does my personality really bleed through that well to the internet? lol.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Cheesey
15 years ago
I bet at that bar these is a barstool that has your BUTT print permanently in it!!!
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