BRAINS FOR SALE!!! · PACKERSHOME

Cheesey
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14 years ago

A cannibal walks into his local "grocery" store to buy some brains. He looks at the first brains, which are Packer fan brains. He sees that they are $1.99 a pound. He then sees Viking fan brains........they are $899.99 a pound.
So he asks the store clerk, "Hey! Packer fan brains are only $1.99 a pound, and Viking fan brains are almost 900 bucks a pound? WHY are Viking fans brains so much more expensive!?!?"

The clerk replies, "Do you know how many Viking fans it takes just to GET a pound of brains???"
:thumbleft: :physassult: LOLOLOL!!!

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vikesrule
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14 years ago

A Person that had a brain disease needed a brain transplant.

He was writing his will out when he heard that a Viking fan, a Bears fan, and a Packer Fan died and were brain donors.

He asked "How much would the brains cost?
The Doctor said "$100K for the Bears Fan."
The man said "I can pay that."
But the doctor said " The Bears fan brain wouldn't be that much of an improvement"

Then the Doctor said "$500k for the Vikings fan's brain,"
I want the Vikings fan's brain" the man replied, but found out at the last minute that that that brain was taken by someone else, as Vikings fan brains are in high demand.

Then he said "How much for the Packers fan brain?"
"1,000,000 dollars and fits your needs" replied the Doctor.

He said, "Why that much for the Packers fan brain?"

Doctor replied "As everyone knows, Packers Fan brains are are like new, they have never been used."

Cheesey
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14 years ago

Not bad Vikes!!!
(Not as good as mine, but not bad!!!)LOLOLOL!!!

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

Packers vs Vikings rivalry aside, Cheesey's was slightly funnier.

Speaking of cannibals....

There are these two cannibals. They kill and eat several people and when they get to a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
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14 years ago

Hey Zombie.........why won't cannibals eat Chinese people???

Because 30 minutes later they are hungry again!!!

zombieslayer
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14 years ago

:lol: :lol:
That was awesome!

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
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14 years ago

:lol: :lol:
That was awesome!

"zombieslayer" wrote:

As Elvis would say......"Thank you! Thank you very much!"LOLOL!!!

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