Man vowed in '74 to keep beard until Vikings win Super Bowl

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

Man vowed in '74 to keep beard until Vikings triumph

Associated Press

Updated: 01/24/2010 04:30:23 PM CST

RED WING, Minn. A Red Wing-area farmer hasn't shaved his beard since 1974 and says he won't until the Vikings win a Super Bowl.

Emmett Pearson lives near the town of Welch in southeastern Minnesota. He told the Rochester Post-Bulletin he started growing his beard after the Vikings lost the 1974 Super Bowl to the Pittsburgh Steelers, and doesn't plan to shave it until they win the big game. The team is facing the New Orleans Saints on Sunday for a Super Bowl berth.

The 79-year-old Pearson's now-white beard reaches well down his chest. Three of his five children have never seen his face clean-shaven. He says his wife of 53 years is desperately hoping this is the year the Vikings pull it off, so he can shave it off.

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4PackGirl
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14 years ago

wonder how many critters he's got livin in that thing. yuckers.

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

I picture it yellow with nicotine. Double yuckers.

4PackGirl
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14 years ago

and imagine the tobacco stained teeth peeking out from it...triple yuckers!

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

And imagine him combing it with his tobacco-stained fingernails. Quadruple yuckers!

Wade
Veteran Member

14 years ago

Funny, I just imagined a rabbi dressed in overalls, smelling vaguely of ge-lute-de-fish.

Maybe with a Steve Carell ("Evan Almighty") braid.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

4PackGirl
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14 years ago

and picture one of those tobacco stained fingernails digging into his wax-filled ears, pulling out a huge wad o' wax which he uses to tame his tobacco stained beard...quintuple yuckers!!

am i the only one ready to vomit here??

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

And picture him smearing that wax on his concave white-man's ass as he flips aside the braid of tobacco-stained asshair to scratch his varicose-veined buttock. Hextuple yuckers!

Rockmolder
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14 years ago

This thread is turning me on.

4PackGirl
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14 years ago

#10

LMAO!!!!

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