Moar Randomness· Page 77

wpr
Preferred Member

12 years ago

Well, joke's one you, because I already have heartburn often enough because of a... healthy diet.

Originally Posted by: Rockmolder

sorry. the joke is not on me. it is on you. Just wait 30 years. My wife gets heartburn for water sometimes. No late night eats without taking a pill for both of us.

Formo
Veteran Member

12 years ago

#762

Because it's the most potentially dangerous hand tool a man can own, and most men think they can operate it on some sort of "man-instinct" bull-shit, kinda like car knowledge, except this time, they can really hurt themselves, plus-- I think you kids would qualify as practically "gay" in the sense of manliness by traditional standards, so you need some friggin' help.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Originally Posted by: dfosterf

No no, the problem I have isn't the how-to part. It's the first 2 minutes of bullshit wasting my damn time that I have a problem with.

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

wpr
Preferred Member

12 years ago

#763

zombieslayer
Registered

12 years ago

#764

That guy should have won an Academy Award. He was robbed.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
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Rockmolder
Honored Member

12 years ago

#765

zombieslayer
Registered

12 years ago

#766

Deddy - you found the perfect girl for Rourke. She runs a 9 minute mile. Well, 7 minutes when she's in shape.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

12 years ago

#767

Dude, I am not convinced I could pop a boner even if she had her lips around it.

If that pair stays married, that man must have a serious compulsive need to feel superior. Wow.

Dexter_Sinister
Registered

12 years ago

#768

Dude, I am not convinced I could pop a boner even if she had her lips around it.

If that pair stays married, that man must have a serious compulsive need to feel superior. Wow.

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel

She could be very bad at math and still be very smart.

My wife is not very good with spatial dynamics, but she is very smart. She has much better business sense than I do and can read people very well. She can create systems and procedures that are fairly self regulating that are difficult for people to screw up.

She can organize a room full of women.

Which is apparently like herding cats. You can't tell them what to do, you have to make them think that they already want to do what you are asking them to do.

But don't hand her a tape measure.

I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

wpr
Preferred Member

12 years ago

#769

D_S I have to question her intelligence as she did marry you. [boxing]
Of course there could have been mitigating factors like a large bottle of tequila or something.

Dexter_Sinister
Registered

12 years ago

#770

D_S I have to question her intelligence as she did marry you. [boxing]
Of course there could have been mitigating factors like a large bottle of tequila or something.

Originally Posted by: wpr

Nope.

I unabashedly say, I married up.

I am a lucky man.

She even makes more money than me.

I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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