Well, I know for a fact that the last one is true, so I'm going to cheat and answer here.
As for things you never knew about me:
I lost 30 lbs in less than 4 months this summer, which subsequently lead to me trying out for the UW-L cheer and stunt squad . . . and making it.
I performed a medical examination on Saddam Hussein in Bucca Theater Internment Facility on my second tour to Iraq.
I managed to lose two businesses, a house, and a car in the space of less than a year . . . and somehow stay married.
"ohiopackerfan" wrote:
Since we have no answer, I'm going to say you performed an exam on Saddam Hussein. Either that or you are extremely creative.
I turned down a D1 scholarship offer, because I figured I had a better shot getting seen playing tackle in D2 in the OVC than protecting Tim Couch's blind side at Kentucky.
I worked concert security in the nineties and turned down a job offer to tour with my favorite band, Blues Traveler, because I was in college. I still flunked out that year.
I was visiting a cousin in Miami about 7 years ago and convinced her drunk boyfriend that her roommate's hamper in the closet was really a toilet. I'll never forget the stink of that night; or her boyfriend's name: Najeh Davenport.
"Nonstopdrivel" wrote: