The saga of the world's most expensive $29.00 jersey, by dfosterf
So last year during pre-season I get a call from my wife informing me that she is getting me a Brett Favre jersey from an order cobbled together from her bosses that are ordering from China. She is getting me this jersey, along with her own birthday present, which is for us to go to some Goddamned opera at Hershey theater.
I inform her that she can basically take her 4 and shove it where the sun don't shine, convince her to convince her boss to change that to a 12, and wind up going to the friggin' opera.
Jersey on " Bahhk odda". Flash forward to October, I attend my one and only Company party, meet the bosses (Penn State party - see my jabbering about tickets this year)
One of the bosses is wearing a 12. My 12. Why? Rodgers did not suck. It was October. He had scarfed it. This is in Harrisburg Pa. mind you. I had already paid for the friggin' thing...as in GD opera. Wife says, "oh, ya, he gave me the $$$ back when he was told by Chinese lady "Baaahk ohda"
Now this year. I have just paid for this jersey as well. Not the 29.00 bucks, mind you... My wife paid that.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This time it's "Stomp". As in, phone call about an hour ago from wife.
"I got myself my birthday present and uh...it's the 26th of September at the Hershey Theater and it's two tickets to go see "STOMP".
My reply, "You made me see f#cking STOMP in 200 and motherf#cking 4 when I just got motherf$cking home, remember"
"I did?"
So now it's stomp.
Just take a GD sharpie and a fruit of the loom and throw a 12 on it.
I can't handle the costs involved, lol---
Had to share.
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