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RaiderPride
Senior Member Topic Starter

16 years ago

I was making some chili tonight. I like my chili very spicy.

I invested in some Jalapeno, dry red chili peppers, and.... I came across the opportunity to purchase a few "Habanero"

Freaking Habanero! Never heard of it before. I put it on the cutting board. diced it up, used my hands to scrape it off the cutting board and into the hamburger I was sauteing.... then made a huge mistake.

I went and took a piss.

Don't do this... Ever. As soon as I finished washing my hands after taking a piss I felt a burn.

I swear to God... My dick is burning off. I have jumped in the shower... The burning is now about half as bad, but it is still burning. Bad.

What the frick is an Habanero? My Gosh. I can not discribe the pain.

""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."

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IronMan
Veteran Member

16 years ago

LOL

Rockmolder
Honored Member

16 years ago

LOL. I'm sorry.

Anyway, looking at it from the positive side, at least you didn't rub it into your eye (right?). Still, can't imagine how that must feel with all those nerves in there and I really don't want to find out either.

Another positive, you're most likely never going to feel a more burning sensation than that down there. Or you'll have to pepperspray it for some sick reason. I asume you're not going to make this mistake again.

Erm, good luck.

Cheesey
Preferred Member

16 years ago

I'm sorry RP......but that had me laughing!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
Like was said......you won't make THAT mistake again!!!

Oh man.....i can't get the picture of you running around the room......"Hep me! Hep me! My weinnie is on FIRE!!!"
LOLOLOLOL!!!
R.P. on 911.........."911, whats your emergency?"
"HEP ME!!!!!!!!!! MY HAPPY PART IS BURNING!!!
"SIR? What do you mean???"
"HEP MEEEEEEEE!!! Send the fire truck!!! My "little Raider" is burning!!!"
(911 then hangs up on him)
LOLOL!!!

4PackGirl
Registered

16 years ago

after the wedding fiasco, you have no idea how much i needed the laugh this wonderful thread provided me. so i thank you, the habanero, & your dick!! 😉

Formo
Veteran Member

16 years ago

lol @ Habenaro penis and at all the comments!!!

Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!

vikesrule
Registered

16 years ago

Hey RP, you might want to try these peppers next time.........Peter Peppers! :icon_smile:

Cheesey
Preferred Member

16 years ago

Hey RP, you might want to try these peppers next time.........Peter Peppers! :icon_smile:

"vikesrule" wrote:

"Peter Pecker picked a peck of pickled peckers"
LOLOL!!! :cyclopsani: :thumbright:

Cheesey
Preferred Member

16 years ago

after the wedding fiasco, you have no idea how much i needed the laugh this wonderful thread provided me. so i thank you, the habanero, & your dick!! ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:

Fiasco???
What happened???

wpr
Preferred Member

16 years ago

#10

Too funny.
This reminds me of the movie Slumdog Millionaire where they put chillies on Salim while he was sleeping.

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