buckeyepackfan
6 years ago

We’ve obtained the NFL’s training video, featuring Green Bay’s favorite linebacker. It’s...not what we thought. DATELINE, September 17th. The league is in turmoil as quarterbacks are being targeted by careless defenders at an unprecedented rate! The league is seeing star after star after star (and also Cam Newton ) miss time!

Hullabaloos and donnybrooks are the order of the day as the league office struggles with exactly how to deal with improper and dangerous tackling!



They decide to produce a video on proper tackling technique. We here at Ye Olde Acme Packing Company and Shortening-Based Intestinal Liniment Elixir have obtained an exclusive copy of this featurette. Unfortunately we were not able to obtain the accompanying piano roll or sheet music. However, we recommend placing the latest Scott Joplin rag on the phonographic player, if you have managed to escape Hoover’s wrath, and take it all in:


It’s true! Just look at this hit from the Jaguars -Patriots  game!


After watching Clay Matthews’ penalty in Green Bay on flight home this a.m., I was struck by similarity to this non-flagged play in Patriots-Jaguars. My preference: No flags on either play (that’s football), but regardless, more consistency something for officials to strive for. pic.twitter.com/CwUZSi7g5j — Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) September 17, 2018 




Now back to reality, where that hit from Sunday’s Packers -Vikings  game was actually put in a video describing how not to hit a quarterback . According to the win percentage calculator at Pro Football Reference , had the hit not been flagged and Jaire Alexander ’s interception stood, the Packers would have been 99.89% likely to win the game. The completely incompetent roughing call on Matthews and subsequent defense of the call by the league after the game is one of the embarrassing moments in recent league history.


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PaulNoonan wrote:




Funny stuff.
The reason I started the thread, there is a Tom Brady sack that happened yesterday that looks exactly like Clay's tackle and the defender was not flagged.
Wonder if The NFL will include this in their training video
I was addicted to The Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around!
yooperfan
6 years ago
This “training video” bullshit makes the NFL even more repulsive to me!!!
Porforis
6 years ago

This “training video” bullshit makes the NFL even more repulsive to me!!!

Originally Posted by: yooperfan 



Your avatar is pretty much exactly how I picture the expression on your face when you recall that penalty.

Pretty much the same for me too.
Dulak
6 years ago
Just finished watching this game ... geez still reeling over the CM3 penalty; I saw how he hit cousins he let up on him and took most of the weight onto his own arm (clays). But still draws the penalty; and then mike daniels doesnt take cousins down that one play probably because hes worried about a 15 yarder.

oh hum ...
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