Have you heard of this sandwich?
It consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeo poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup. Eat this six pound, football-sized monster in less than 15 minutes and your sandwich is free.

They have two locations. The 1st one is in Norman, OK (University of Oklahoma) and their 2nd is in Champaign,IL (Univ. of Illinois).
Fat Sandwich Co. Link to watch a student try to eat the sandwich One of the sideline reporters for the Illinois-Iowa game also tried and he did not get more than 15-20% of it down before he quit.
Oh to be 20 years old again.
My guess is Cheesey could handle two of those things.
Edit- They have salads too.