Cheesey,
Is it true that once you visited your Doctor, raised your arm and said,"Doctor it hurts when I go like that" and the Doctor said " so don't go like that".
Or that you once crossed a sponge with a potato. It didn't taste good, but it sure could hold a lot of gravy !
Or that once you were a rich, handsome, billionaire with women hanging all over you , then you woke up. π