What a bunch of bullshit. Batman is gay. He's got two side-kicks to hold the perimeter, a friggin' car with all kinds of 007 crap in it, a cave to hide in when he's feelin' a little anti-manic, pro-depressive, dude's a walking psycho-analysts' summer-home. Superman allows kryptonite to kick his ass, plus see Batman regarding personal issues... he goes NORTH for respite, boy can't be right in the head, anyone from northern Wisconsin could tell you that much. Silver Surfer has no PR skills, as evidenced by the fact that I have no personal clue as to who the hell he is, and I have a deep personal knowledge of all serious super-heroes. It has to be Spiderman... dude has Brett-Favre-like spidey sense... p u l e e z e, come with a better argument than THAT !