Completely understood what you mean.
But for a quick roll in the hay, I can think of a lot of celebrities I'd actually enjoy it with. I just don't get why some folks think she's attractive.
OK, to be fair to you, here's a quick list of random celebrities I'd much rather have a quick roll in the hay with. You can say yay or nay to any of them. Maybe we just have different tastes in who is easy on the eyes.
Mila Kunis
Amanda Seyfried
Salma Hayek
Tori Amos
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Emma Stone
Jessica Alba
Kate Moss
Kate Winslet
Kate Beckinsale
Rihanna
Anna Paquin
Ashley Judd
Beyonce
Katherine Heigl
Rosario Dawson
Kate Hudson
Alicia Keys
Naomi Watts
Kirsten Dunst
That chick in the X-Men who had to cover herself in blue crap who changed into other people
That's just off the top of my head. So no, it's not like I'm this holier than thou super-picky guy who thinks he's all the shit and nobody's good enough for him. I just don't find Jessica Simpson attractive. At all.
Originally Posted by: zombieslayer