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Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago

Zimbabwe man says prostitute turned into a donkey 
Sunday Moyo claims the prostitute he hired at a nightclub mysteriously turned into a donkey, and now man and beast are "seriously in love."
Erin Conway-Smith
October 26, 2011 06:18

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Beasts of burden: a man and his donkeys. (BOUREIMA HAMA/AFP/Getty Images)

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."

Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."

Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.

In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.

"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."

The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.

"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.

Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.


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Dexter_Sinister
12 years ago
They were doing animal testing for cosmetics.

They put lipstick on the donkey and waited to see if it would get any action.


I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Since69
12 years ago
I'm just relieved the court didn't believe him...
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Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago
Based on the extraordinary bizarreness of the stories on that site, I struggle not to believe that New Zimbabwe is an African version of The Onion, but it bills itself as a trustworthy news source, so I try to give it the benefit of the doubt. Still, to read that site, it would seem that sex with cows and donkeys is almost commonplace in Africa. I can't help but scratch my head when I think about that. I mean, what are the cues -- visual or otherwise -- that would trigger a sexual response to a cow or donkey in a human being? The vast majority of human females don't trigger such a response in me; it is beyond my comprehension how a donkey could. The odd thing is there is never any reports of the animals resisting the advances of these people. It's almost as though the animals like this sort of behavior or at least passively acquiesce to it.

Which raises an interesting question: If the animals themselves do not spurn these amorous gestures with a good stiff kick to the groin, why should the law care? The classical answer, of course, is that bestiality must be illegal because animals by definition cannot consent to sexual activity. But as my (smoking-hot) friend Kelsey pointed out the other night, ". . . most [animals or people] would rather be screwed than stewed. It's fascinating that when bestiality comes up, we start thinking of an animal's ability to consent, but that certainly doesn't come into play when we order a hamburger or head out on a fishing expedition." She has a point. Why is it that we care about an animal's consent when sex is involved, but we don't feel the need to get an animal's consent when we take its life? I am not convinced an animal is inherently unable to consent anyway. We all know that a cat can and often does choose not to cuddle or be affectionate, so animals can certainly decline consent. By the same token, we have all read stories of sexually aggressive animals assaulting human beings, so animals can also choose to act on sexual impulses. (Incidents like these were common enough in biblical days that there is a provision in the Old Testament for destroying bulls who sleep with women.) In fact, it doesn't have to be assaultive sex. In his show Live on Broadway, Robin Williams describes an incident in which a female gorilla tried to seduce him -- right in front of her handler, who observed with great amusement. If an animal can proposition a human being for sex, why cannot it not consent to sex?

I am obviously not condoning bestiality. I find the idea personally abhorrent, not to mention disgusting. I do think, however, that some of our assumptions when it comes to cross-species sex may need to be reexamined, at least from a legal perspective. There may or may not be valid reasons for outlawing this sort of deviant behavior, but I am starting to question whether the issue of consent is a solid underpinning for bestiality bans. If animals cannot consent to sex, then neither should they be able to consent to slaughter -- any more than a human can consent to his own murder.
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Cheesey
12 years ago
I guess the guy litterally wanted a piece of.........nah....i can't say it!!! LOL![grin1]

Hey, if he and the donkey had a kid, would they name it...."Don-Key Hote"?

Sorry....i'm acting like an "ASS" in this thread.[grin1]
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Dexter_Sinister
12 years ago

Based on the extraordinary bizarreness of the stories on that site, I struggle not to believe that New Zimbabwe is an African version of The Onion, but it bills itself as a trustworthy news source, so I try to give it the benefit of the doubt. Still, to read that site, it would seem that sex with cows and donkeys is almost commonplace in Africa. I can't help but scratch my head when I think about that. I mean, what are the cues -- visual or otherwise -- that would trigger a sexual response to a cow or donkey in a human being? The vast majority of human females don't trigger such a response in me; it is beyond my comprehension how a donkey could. The odd thing is there is never any reports of the animals resisting the advances of these people. It's almost as though the animals like this sort of behavior or at least passively acquiesce to it.

Which raises an interesting question: If the animals themselves do not spurn these amorous gestures with a good stiff kick to the groin, why should the law care? The classical answer, of course, is that bestiality must be illegal because animals by definition cannot consent to sexual activity. But as my (smoking-hot) friend Kelsey pointed out the other night, ". . . most [animals or people] would rather be screwed than stewed. It's fascinating that when bestiality comes up, we start thinking of an animal's ability to consent, but that certainly doesn't come into play when we order a hamburger or head out on a fishing expedition." She has a point. Why is it that we care about an animal's consent when sex is involved, but we don't feel the need to get an animal's consent when we take its life? I am not convinced an animal is inherently unable to consent anyway. We all know that a cat can and often does choose not to cuddle or be affectionate, so animals can certainly decline consent. By the same token, we have all read stories of sexually aggressive animals assaulting human beings, so animals can also choose to act on sexual impulses. (Incidents like these were common enough in biblical days that there is a provision in the Old Testament for destroying bulls who sleep with women.) In fact, it doesn't have to be assaultive sex. In his show Live on Broadway, Robin Williams describes an incident in which a female gorilla tried to seduce him -- right in front of her handler, who observed with great amusement. If an animal can proposition a human being for sex, why cannot it not consent to sex?

I am obviously not condoning bestiality. I find the idea personally abhorrent, not to mention disgusting. I do think, however, that some of our assumptions when it comes to cross-species sex may need to be reexamined, at least from a legal perspective. There may or may not be valid reasons for outlawing this sort of deviant behavior, but I am starting to question whether the issue of consent is a solid underpinning for bestiality bans. If animals cannot consent to sex, then neither should they be able to consent to slaughter -- any more than a human can consent to his own murder.

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel 



For one thing, it is an opportunity to mix viruses that wouldn't normally mix. A potential world wide epidemic of a virus made of contributing viruses that would be incapable of doing damage on their own.

If the guy had AIDS and it combined with one that causes an equine version of the common cold. You could wind up with an airborne agent that has a high mortality rate like Ebola, but a longer incubation period so it doesn't burn itself out so fast.
I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
vikesrule
12 years ago
A discussion about bestiality by Packers Fans on a Packers forum.............now there's a shocker. 😱
rabidgopher04
12 years ago
I don't know that it's about consent so much as it's just not right. Humans were meant for sex with other humans, not animals. Although in today's society things were accepted as "just not right" are now considered acceptable and there's even legislation to make it even more acceptable. Not to open up a can of worms or anything....
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Zero2Cool
12 years ago

I don't know that it's about consent so much as it's just not right. Humans were meant for sex with other humans, not animals.

Originally Posted by: rabidgopher04 



How do you know?
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Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago

I don't know that it's about consent so much as it's just not right.

Originally Posted by: rabidgopher04 


So in your opinion, personal revulsion or moral outrage is an acceptable basis for law?

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