When Rod Blagojevich was sentenced to 14 years in a Colorado prison, he probably knew the stress it would put on his family and children -- now thanks to his longtime barber Peter Vodovoz, we all know it's going to wreck his hair too. Because Blagojevich won't be allowed to color his hair (wait, he dyes it?! WE'RE SHOCKED!), Vodovoz says in the next three months "his hair will turn gray like Jay Leno." The AP explains hair dyes are banned because "prisoners could use them to disguise their appearances." We give it another week before someone bakes a bottle of Just For Men into a cake and tries to sneak it past the prison guards.