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13 years ago
Driving While Shaving! 


CUDJOE KEY, Fla. (CBS/WFOR) Megan Barnes was driving while doing what?!?!

No, the 37-year-old woman wasn't on her cellphone. She wasn't texting, either.

The Florida Highway Patrol says Ms. Barnes was driving while shaving - there's more - driving while shaving her, uh, "bikini area." Well, that's what the cops call it.

It might not surprise you to learn that during Barnes' ride on the razor's edge, she allegedly crashed into the backup of a pickup truck in Cudjoe Key, Fla, according to CBS affiliate WFOR. Then, she and her ex-husband reportedly drove another half-mile before being pulled over last Tuesday morning.

We're told the ex-husband was actually doing the steering -- from the passenger seat, of course.

Patrol officers say they determined that in addition to this bit of "landscaping" behind the wheel, Barnes was already driving with a suspended license, just one day after she was convicted of driving under the influence.

Now, for her apparent adventure with blade in hand, throw in charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving without insurance. The good news, nobody was seriously hurt.

Trooper Gary Dunick, describing what Ms. Barnes was thinking, explained, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit."

We knew there was a logical explanation.




I could see an 18 year old being this stupid but at 37? At what kind of an ex husband "helps" his wife get ready to see her boyfriend?
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musccy
13 years ago
I too have shaved while driving, but it was much further north of the equator!

My 2nd thought is that a sharp razor blade, the nether regions, and a big crash =UserPostedImage
13 years ago

I could see an 18 year old being this stupid but at 37? At what kind of an ex husband "helps" his wife get ready to see her boyfriend?

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Hey, they crashed didn't they? :lol: I think it's genius. He was probably hoping for a nip off the ol' labia to sideline her for a few weeks.
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I could see an 18 year old being this stupid but at 37? At what kind of an ex husband "helps" his wife get ready to see her boyfriend?

"MassPackersFan" wrote:



Hey, they crashed didn't they? :lol: I think it's genius. He was probably hoping for a nip off the ol' labia to sideline her for a few weeks.

"wpr" wrote:



I figure he was trying to sneak a peek.
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Pack93z
13 years ago
For the intelligent beings humans can be.. we sure are dumb.

An somehow I think this may be a pimp situation.. otherwise dude is just plain whipped beyond comprehension.



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For the intelligent beings humans can be.. we sure are dumb.

An somehow I think this may be a pimp situation.. otherwise dude is just plain whipped beyond comprehension.

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Ahhh. That makes more sense. You are so wise in the ways of the world. I wonder how you go so smart.
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13 years ago



I could see an 18 year old being this stupid but at 37? At what kind of an ex husband "helps" his wife get ready to see her boyfriend?

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Do you really think a stupid person obtains wisdom?
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I could see an 18 year old being this stupid but at 37? At what kind of an ex husband "helps" his wife get ready to see her boyfriend?

"DakotaT" wrote:



Do you really think a stupid person obtains wisdom?

"wpr" wrote:



yes but they do not retain nor do they intrepid correctly.
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Nonstopdrivel
13 years ago

yes but they do not retain nor do they intrepid correctly.

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Now that pun richly deserves a slapnuts. :violent3: :horse: :sex: :ahole:
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yes but they do not retain nor do they intrepid correctly.

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Now that pun richly deserves a slapnuts. :violent3: :horse: :sex: :ahole:

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thanks. I had an Intrepid a few years back. Sold it to some friends who let their teenage daughter drive it. I sure hope she doesn't shave on the fly. Even more so I hope I don't start to wonder if she is when I see her going by. šŸ˜³ šŸ¤ šŸ™
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