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Zero2Cool
Elite Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

A Chicago family of pro football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Green Bay Packers #12 jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk with mom."

Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Aaron Rodger's jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go see your father."

Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer #12 jersey in hand and finds his fa ther. "Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Rodger's jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that!"

About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today."

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good, son. What is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Illinois bastards."

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dfosterf
Veteran Member

14 years ago

I like that one, lol lol lol

+1

JordyNelson87
Registered

14 years ago

Lmao that's great

BAD EMAIL because the address couldn ot be found, or is unable to receive mail.

millertime
Member

14 years ago

Classic. I thought the punch line was going to revolve around how all Bears fans have brain damage. from people trying to beat the Packers adoration out of them.

dhazer
Veteran Member

14 years ago

That was good Zero +1

Just Imagine this for the next 6-9 years. What a ride it will be 🙂 (PS, Zero should charge for this)

wpr
Preferred Member

14 years ago

snort! I will post it on FB to shut in bears loving in laws up. (It won't work they have been hit in the head too many times.)

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