shanks2122
14 years ago
Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!





CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!







You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.



A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any cattle guards were fired, they will be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!'
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
Citation?
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Cheesey
14 years ago
Is that from "The Onion?"
I can't believe that's a true story.
Old trains had that thing on the front (don't know it's official name) to push cows off the tracks to not derail the trains.
Don't know why they don't still have them.....we still have cows.
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Since69
14 years ago
Source?
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shanks2122
14 years ago
Don't believe it is true, it was sent in an e-mail. Nobody took credit for it, thought it was funny, enjoy!
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Cheesey
14 years ago
Oh, that makes sense then! Just a funny story.
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longtimefan
14 years ago
Email hoax

President Bush's joke about the joke

President Bush is telling another audience that the Social Security system is in great distress, and there will be ghastly consequences if our leaders don't act, and act now.

But first, a little joke:

About a guy trying to get to Livingston, Mont. "To get to Livingston, you've got to go down the highway," Bush says during a recent "town meeting" in Great Falls, Mont. "And you go through the cattle guard. And you turn left. And go through another cattle guard."

Bush chuckles, races through his setup, then hurtles into his punch line.

"And a fellow comes back and says, 'Hey, what color uniforms do those cattle guards have on?'"

wpr
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14 years ago
yeah it is a very old joke. Too bad. It would be hilarious.
My aunt/uncle had cattle guards at the end of their drive. I hated walking over them. Maybe I am part bovine?
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