RaiderPride
15 years ago

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger is sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.


""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
dfosterf
15 years ago
RP-

Right around :15 remaining...

Declare "Allahu Akbar!", cross yourself, shake his hand, smile, fart, and nod.

I think that would be a nice touch.
rabidgopher04
15 years ago
...and have the entire plane detoured to another city so you can get detained and fondled by security for 6 hours.

Sounds like a great time.
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RaiderPride
15 years ago

...and have the entire plane detoured to another city so you can get detained and fondled by security for 6 hours.

Sounds like a great time.

"rabidgopher04" wrote:



It's a joke. Perhaps taste less even. I did not write this... Or make this web link.

No one in their right mind would be so fricken stupid, and or idiotic, I would hope.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
longtimefan
15 years ago



It's a joke. Perhaps taste less even

No one in their right mind would be so fricken stupid, and or idiotic, I would hope.

"RaiderPride" wrote:



Really?

source 

A man has been arrested by anti-terrorism police and suspended from his job after he sent a Twitter message joking that he was going to blow up an airport.

When heavy snow at Robin Hood airport in Doncaster, northern England, threatened to ruin Paul Chambers' plans to fly to Ireland, he vented his frustration by tapping out a message on the social networking site.

"Robin Hood airport is closed," he wrote. "You've got a week and a bit to get your sh** together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

A week after posting the message, Mr Chambers was arrested under anti-terrorism laws at his office after police had apparently received a tip-off.

The 26-year-old was questioned for seven hours by officers who failed to see the joke in his message.

He has been bailed to February 11 when he will find out if he will be charged with conspiring to create a bomb hoax.

He has also been suspended from work pending an internal investigation and banned from the airport for life.

Detectives have confiscated his iPhone, laptop and home computer.

"I would never have thought, in 1,000 years, that any of this would have happened because of a Twitter post," Mr Chambers told The Independent newspaper.

"I'm the most mild-mannered guy you could imagine."

South Yorkshire police confirmed the arrest and said investigations were continuing.

Security has been stepped up at airports worldwide since a Nigerian student allegedly tried to detonate explosives concealed in his underwear on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on December 25.

A British man appeared in court last week charged with making a bomb threat and being drunk on board a plane bound for Dubai as it sat on the runway at London's Heathrow airport

RaiderPride
15 years ago
Longtime.

WOW.

Amazing.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
Cheesey
15 years ago
When i saw the name of this thread, i thought it would be an essay on how to annoy people while on an airplane.

I'm kind of dissapointed.




(j/k!)
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Formo
15 years ago
lol

I've seen this before somewhere. Can't remember where, though.
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RaiderPride
15 years ago
Sorry... Cheesey

Actually... I carry a book in my carry on, for any time I have a yak-er beside me before take off. I just pull it out, and place it on the pop up tray once reaching cruising altitude.

It is not big, more like a thick mini brochure... I got it from Penncorp Life Insurance Company when I worked with them.

The Book/Brochure is titled: "How To Sell Life Insurance To Anyone"

I just put it on the pop down tray.

Trust me, make it, visible... And no one will continue talkng to you.

Works like a charm.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
Cheesey
15 years ago
LOL R.P.!!!!
If you lose that one, just pick up a car brochere from ANY dealership, and put it out like you do the insurance one.
Should work just as well!!!
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