I will pay you 10 dollars if you name your next pet Porforis (Pfor-ihs). Any pets beyond a dog, cat, larger bird (Parrot, cockatoo), or rabbit must be pre-approved.
Zero can only offer you gratitude, I can offer you gratitude and bribe money. ;)
That being said, you've GOT to take a picture of him with a cheesehead on. Maybe one of those "Hello, my name is..." stickers with Zero written on it (cruelly) attached to his chest.