A real deer hunter!
Troy, Ron, David, John and Jeff spend months planning the perfect backwoods deer hunting trip. Two days before the group is to leave Jeff's wife Sharon puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Troy, Ron, David, and John are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later they get to deer camp only to find Jeff sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire. Damn Jeff , how long have you been here and how did you talk Sharon into letting you go?
Well, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and Sharon came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who? I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.
And then she said: "do what ever you want!"
So here I am!!!!!!!!!