Cheesey
  • Cheesey
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15 years ago
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
> about
> their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,
> and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
>
> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
>
> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
>
> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All kinds "
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
>
> Pharmacist: "You bet!"

> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
> Parkinson's disease?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
>
> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
>
> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
>
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
>
> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Sure."
>
> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
>
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alharrisdude31
15 years ago
bad cheesey its not nice to make fun of the way your parents got married!
Cheesey
  • Cheesey
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15 years ago
They got married!?!?!?And i wasn't even invited????
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alharrisdude31
15 years ago
hahaha
Grabacr
15 years ago
i heard it was open bar
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nyrpack
15 years ago
way toolong to read !!
jimmy b.
Cheesey
  • Cheesey
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15 years ago

way toolong to read !!

"nyrpack" wrote:


THAT was "too long???"
Geez........i bet you'd spend hours on a video game! :thumbright:

EDIT: Yup....you are right. I just read it, and timed how long it took to read it. 32 seconds.
Yup.....WAY too long. LOLOLOL!!!
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alharrisdude31
15 years ago
32 seconds? wow, i could never read that... let alone the 100 books i red (purposeful) senior year of high school
Cheesey
  • Cheesey
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15 years ago
Well......it actually took me less then 32 seconds......but i'm a fast reader.
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