After the 64-yard touchdown run for the ages from Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, the guy can do whatever he wants.
Even if it includes stealing teammate Sidney Rice's car.
According to a September 17 entry on Rice's personal blog, Peterson made off with Rice's brand-new Maserati. (It's good to see that these guys are feathering their nests for the looming lockout.)
Peterson set the thing up by leaving his cell phone at the team's facility and then calling Rice and asking Rice to bring the phone to Peterson's house. After Rice said he'd do it, Peterson said, "I know you will."
So when Rice headed to the parking lot, he couldn't find his car.
"I wasn't really worried because I knew it had to be someone from the team, because no one else can get into our parking lot," Rice writes. "So I had someone drive me up to the staff lot to see if someone had moved it and left it there to play a joke. But it wasn't up there, and I'm getting really mad at this point."
Rice then realized that Peterson was the culprit, and Rice found in his locker the key to Peterson's car. So Rice drove Peterson's car to Peterson's house and retrieved his Maserati.
Rice has vowed to exact revenge on Peterson, but based on the way Peterson physically abuses on a routine basis men of Rice's build who play defensive back for opposing teams, Rice would be wise not to overdo it.