none of my serious questions as "TwinkieGorilla" were getting answered so i tried a new angle.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Awesome.

Even your avatar.. lol

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goddammit. now Gil Brandt ignored my question and i forgot about the chat and didn't even get to ask him if he likes me more or less than Jason La Canfora.

will keep you updated. yes, precious, we will.

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Steve Wyche is hesitant, but probably likes me too:

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Haha!!!! TG, this is classic!

EDIT: I gave you a +1 for that last post.

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at 4:30 pm ET San Diego Chargers linebacker Shaun Phillips did not answer my question and i am sad to say i also cannot report as to whether or not he likes me.

EDIT: i wonder if i should start clarifying with "i know "twinkie" sounds teh ghey, but i'm extremely secure sexually and have a hot girlfriend. not gay. now answer me. do you like me?"

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I want to start a bromance with you. Not gay.

Anyways:

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at 1pm eastern Bucky Brooks did not answer my question, nor will i ever know if he likes me. next up, Jamie Dukes. please Jamie...for the little children.

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The ultimate test? 

pfffft. i think their mods are censoring me. all questions are screened, and they're obviously not letting my shit go through.

i always have one serious question and one for lulz. today i asked Michael Fabiano "should i trade Marshall for Hester or wait it out? also, my beard vs your hair?" i sent three different versions and watched while he answered 2 different questions within a minute from the same dude.

i asked Jamie Dukes if he thought the Bears could honestly stand to win the division with their lack of offensive weaponry and also "do you think i look good from this angle?" again, three times...never went through.

i'm going to have to employ new methods it seems.

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