I went out for my walk.......trying to keep my health good. While crossing the one street (I was in the crosswalk) a black car pulls up. At the last second, i realized, "this guy is NOT stopping!" So i turned to face the car, put both of my hands on the hood, pushed off with my left foot and did a flip to my right, doing a 360 in the air. I landed on both of my feet, on the driver's side of his car.. Man.....I wish i could have seen that on video......must have looked pretty sweet. The guy driving slammed on the brakes, (he was probably in his mid 30's) and he started apologizing, asking me if I was alright. He said "I wasn't even looking your way". I thought he was gonna pass out. My left hip and knee are bothering me a bit, but i finished the walk home.
If it ain't one thing, it's another!
If God wants me, I'd wish He'd just quit teasing me!

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Wow Cheesey...glad you are alright!

You gotta be thinking what will happen next... 🙂

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Let me recommend an attorney I know. He doesn't advertise, and I don't have his business card, but for some strange reason he always seems to be very busy.

Jeez Cheesey, ya gotta watch out for those Ozaukee Outlaws. Probably some guy you beat out for the Idol Title. Carry a cane or stun gun with you next time. Beat the crap out of them and then Taser them. Maybe they'll get some smarts.

That is one thing I have noticed back there. Pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way. I've never seen such discourteous drivers as in Milwaukee and surrounding areas. Pedestrians are like trophy game. Bag one and you get in the record books. Out here, people even stop for squirrels to cross the street. You never know when one might jump up and kick the sh_ _ out of you.

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Cheesey.. glad to hear that your reactions haven't faded.. maybe he was some jilted Idol wannabee trying to take out the champ. :lol:

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They ran over the cheesey? WTF, a black car? I'm going to run over every black car I see! No one makes cheese curds err crumbles out of my cheesey!



Glad you're still alive.

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Holy buckets, Alan! lol

I'm glad you are ok... but seriously, no more back flips, front flips, side flips, burger flips, or pancake flips for you!

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LOL. +1.

Anyway, you should consider living in one of those bubbles. I don't know if you attract accidents/bad luck, but I'd just watch my back by now, Cheesey. Lol.

holy moly!!

glad to hear you're pretty much ok. if anything starts hurting worse, get yourself to the hospital & that's an ORDER!!!

-=waits for the sound of the cracking of a whip..=-

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