BRAINS FOR SALE!!! · PACKERSHOME

Cheesey
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15 years ago

A cannibal walks into his local "grocery" store to buy some brains. He looks at the first brains, which are Packer fan brains. He sees that they are $1.99 a pound. He then sees Viking fan brains........they are $899.99 a pound.
So he asks the store clerk, "Hey! Packer fan brains are only $1.99 a pound, and Viking fan brains are almost 900 bucks a pound? WHY are Viking fans brains so much more expensive!?!?"

The clerk replies, "Do you know how many Viking fans it takes just to GET a pound of brains???"
:thumbleft: :physassult: LOLOLOL!!!

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vikesrule
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15 years ago

A Person that had a brain disease needed a brain transplant.

He was writing his will out when he heard that a Viking fan, a Bears fan, and a Packer Fan died and were brain donors.

He asked "How much would the brains cost?
The Doctor said "$100K for the Bears Fan."
The man said "I can pay that."
But the doctor said " The Bears fan brain wouldn't be that much of an improvement"

Then the Doctor said "$500k for the Vikings fan's brain,"
I want the Vikings fan's brain" the man replied, but found out at the last minute that that that brain was taken by someone else, as Vikings fan brains are in high demand.

Then he said "How much for the Packers fan brain?"
"1,000,000 dollars and fits your needs" replied the Doctor.

He said, "Why that much for the Packers fan brain?"

Doctor replied "As everyone knows, Packers Fan brains are are like new, they have never been used."

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

Not bad Vikes!!!
(Not as good as mine, but not bad!!!)LOLOLOL!!!

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

Packers vs Vikings rivalry aside, Cheesey's was slightly funnier.

Speaking of cannibals....

There are these two cannibals. They kill and eat several people and when they get to a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

Hey Zombie.........why won't cannibals eat Chinese people???

Because 30 minutes later they are hungry again!!!

zombieslayer
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15 years ago

:lol: :lol:
That was awesome!

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

:lol: :lol:
That was awesome!

"zombieslayer" wrote:

As Elvis would say......"Thank you! Thank you very much!"LOLOL!!!

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Mucky Tundra (24-Dec) : Oh I know about Jacobs, I just couldn't pass up an opportunity to mimic Zero lol

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packerfanoutwest (24-Dec) : No Jaire, but hopefully the front 7 destroys the line of scrimmage & forces Rattler into a few passes to McKinney.

packerfanoutwest (24-Dec) : minny could be #1 seed and the Lions #5 seed

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : We'd have same Division and Conference records. Strength of schedule we edge them

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I just checked. What tie breaker?

bboystyle (23-Dec) : yes its possible but unlikely. If we do get the 5th, we face the NFCS winner

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Ahh, ok.

bboystyle (23-Dec) : yes due to tie breaker

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I mean, unlikely, yes, but mathematically, 5th is possible by what I'm reading.

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : If Vikings lose out, Packers win out, Packers get 5th, right?

bboystyle (23-Dec) : Minny isnt going to lose out so 5th seed is out of the equation. We are playing for the 6th or 7th seed which makes no difference

Mucky Tundra (23-Dec) : beast, the ad revenue goes to the broadcast company but they gotta pay to air the game on their channel/network

beast (23-Dec) : If we win tonight the game is still relative in terms of 5th, 6th or 7th seed... win and it's 5th or 6th, lose and it's 6th or 7th

beast (23-Dec) : Mucky, I thought the ad revenue went to the broadcasting companies or the NFL, at least not directly

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I think the revenue share is moot, isn't it? That's the CBA an Salary Cap handling that.

bboystyle (23-Dec) : i mean game becomes irrelevant if we win tonight. Just a game where we are trying to play spoilers to Vikings chance at the #1 seed

Mucky Tundra (23-Dec) : beast, I would guess ad revenue from more eyes watching tv

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I would think it would hurt the home team because people would have to cancel last minute maybe? i dunno

beast (23-Dec) : I agree that it's BS for fans planning on going to the game. But how does it bring in more money? I'm guessing indirectly?

packerfanoutwest (23-Dec) : bs on flexing the game....they do it for the $$league$$, not the hometown fans

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I see what you did there Mucky

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Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : LUKE MUSGRAVE PLAYING TONIGHT~!~~~~WOWHOAAOHAOAA yah

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I wanna kill new QB's ... blitz the crap out of them.

beast (23-Dec) : Barry seemed to get too conservative against new QBs, Hafley doesn't have that issue

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : However, we seem to struggle vs new QB's

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Should be moot point, cuz Packers should win tonight.

packerfanoutwest (23-Dec) : ok I stand corrected

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : Ok, yes, you are right. I see that now how they get 7th

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : 5th - Packers win out, Vikings lose out. Maybe?

beast (23-Dec) : Saying no to the 6th lock.

beast (23-Dec) : No, with the Commanders beating the Eagles, Packers could have a good chance of 6th or 7th unless the win out

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I think if Packers win, they are locked 6th with chance for 5th.

beast (23-Dec) : But it doesn't matter, as the Packers win surely win one of their remaining games

beast (23-Dec) : This is not complex, just someone doesn't want to believe reality

beast (23-Dec) : We already have told you... if Packers lose all their games (they won't, but if they did), and Buccaneers and Falcons win all theirs

Zero2Cool (23-Dec) : I posted it in that Packers and 1 seed thread

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