Man, Kindergarten! Those were the best 4 years of my life. Nap time was especially fun as me and Richie Trowbridge would finger paint the girls faces while they napped.
Let's see, in Kindergarten I learned to juggle Oatmeal Cartons, throw fastballs at Emily Hartensteins' head, jam the urinals in the boys bathroom so they flowed continuosly, put toothpicks in the valve stems of teachers car tires, wrap swing chains around the upper bar so nobody could get on the swings, and look straight faced at the Principal and say, "It wasn't me. I saw Cheesey do it."
Oh, the list goes on and on.
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?