It would probably be Ted Thompson.
On account I am a recovering alcoholic, I would be able to slide him the 6 beer that were slotted for me and get him nice and glossy. Would be nice to get the skinny from his perspective on what happened last summer.
I am not only a huge fan of on field football, but lately I have become increasingly interested in the off-season. Salary cap, the draft, free agency etc., really has peaked my interest the last 10 or so years, so I would really like to pick his brain on a lot of stuff to do with that.
*Harrell will start at LDE this year, Book it!