Martha has already told us her age, I don't know where you were for that. 55ish is going to have to suffice for you, for now. Rumor has it that the walker became needed due to some kung fu action employed without stretching on some young lads that doubted her martial skills, or asked her about her age or something, the details are a little murky, might be a Shaolin Priest thing, young grasshopper...
Originally Posted by: dfosterf