Top 5 Rejection Lines Given By Women· Page 2

DakotaT
Select Member

15 years ago

I've heard far more women bitch about guys with big packages than whine that their man isn't well-enough endowed.

Monster cocks are purely a vanity item for men. They're not fun for women to fuck. Hitting that cervix HURTS.

Women seem to like my Tic-Tac just fine, thank you. I call it the Nudger, or sometimes, the Clit Tickler.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

So that's Mrs. Dakota's problem. Do they have penis reduction surgery? :icon_smile:

RaiderPride
Senior Member

15 years ago

#12

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"DakotaT" wrote:

Seriously? You used this?

Try something like this sometime. "Are you taking me out for breakfast or cooking it?" Confidence is the biggest thing about meeting girls. That or a huge package.

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Of Course I did not actually use that line.

It's a ficken joke.

""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#13

Do they have penis reduction surgery? :icon_smile:

"DakotaT" wrote:

LMAO. In fact they do. But I'd shy away from it personally. The loss in sensation is a bitch.

4PackGirl
Registered

15 years ago

#14

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

**walks in, snickers, walks out**

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#15

Do they have penis reduction surgery? :icon_smile:

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

LMAO. In fact they do. But I'd shy away from it personally. The loss in sensation is a bitch.

"DakotaT" wrote:

Ain't that the truth.

Or, um, that's what I've heard.

My man Donald Driver

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dfosterf
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#16

"4PackGirl" wrote:

**walks in, snickers, walks out**

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

+1

THAT is funny.

Top rejection line for me:

I get called "sir".

Sir really sucks.

This is why I must remain married this time around. lol

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#17

Sir sucks? How ironic. I find it incredibly sexy when a woman calls me "Sir." It turns me on big time.

When I was in Iraq, I had a buddy who loved to have all his woman "Daddy." I could never understand that. I find it a major turnoff to be called "Daddy." I'm "Daddy" to my three-year-old sons. I don't want to be daddy to someone I want to put my dick into.

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#18

Yeah, one of my best friends likes the Daddy thing too. Doesn't work for me. Actually, that would gross me out.

"Give it to me, Daddy!"

Um, no. Doesn't work for me.

My man Donald Driver

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2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty. 🇹🇹 🇲🇲 🇦🇷

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#19

The reason "sir" sucks is this........it implies that you are OLD!
"Hello sir, nice to meet you."
Means your chances are NADA!

And as far as size.....well.......i SHOULD own a BIG, FAST, EXPENSIVE car, if there's any truth to that rumor.

I've always heard though, it's the little things that mean the most.
LOLOLOL!!!

MontanaBob
Registered

15 years ago

#20

"Hi there pretty lady. I work for Goodyear and I'm a rubber man. How about we try out our latest product on you!"

"Jeez lady, I REALLY meant our tires! What the hell did you think I meant?"

I got a fat lip from this one.

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