Top 5 Rejection Lines Given By Women

walleye
Registered Topic Starter

15 years ago

Top 5 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean...)

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't
even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much
less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as
boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

....and the number 1 rejection line given by women
(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can
tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I
meet and have sex with)

Here Fishy Fishy

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bozz_2006
Registered

15 years ago

Let's just be friends (I enjoy your company but am repulsed by you at the same time)

RaiderPride
Senior Member

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."

djcubez
Senior Member

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Funny, but you better not be trying to pick up younger ladies, most don't know what a proctologist is.

vegOmatic
Registered

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"RaiderPride" wrote:

That works? Or was it the two cases of beer the girl already drank before you went up to her...?

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bozz_2006
Registered

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Evening ladies, may I push in your stool...

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

15 years ago

Hitch?

IronMan
Veteran Member

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Greg Jennings doesn't use pick up lines. He just points to a woman he likes and says, "You."

DakotaT
Select Member

15 years ago

The hell with rejection lines... You just need a better pick up line.

My favorite bar pick up line:

Evening ladies... My name is Rick, I am a proctologist.

Mind if I pull up a stool?

"RaiderPride" wrote:

Seriously? You used this?

Try something like this sometime. "Are you taking me out for breakfast or cooking it?" Confidence is the biggest thing about meeting girls. That or a huge package.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#10

I've heard far more women bitch about guys with big packages than whine that their man isn't well-enough endowed.

Monster cocks are purely a vanity item for men. They're not fun for women to fuck. Hitting that cervix HURTS.

Women seem to like my Tic-Tac just fine, thank you. I call it the Nudger, or sometimes, the Clit Tickler.

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