After reading hundreds of these formulaic stories over the years,
Ironman, and analyzing the recurring patterns I see, I've become convinced that reporters have rough drafts of their stories prepared before the games are even played -- probably one for each possible outcome. Then as the game progresses, they flesh out their drafts with juicy tidbits as they arise. After the game is already over, with their stories all but complete, they head into the press conferences entrenched in their preconceived opinions (and with a completely closed mind), determined to get a few choice words of corroboration to put in quotation marks and lend the stories an added bit of legitimacy. That's the only logical explanation for the inevitable and perpetual train of
don't you agree's and
don't-you-think's to which we're subjected.
I wish I could be a team press coordinator for just one season. I would rule the press conferences with an iron fist. Reporters would be allowed to ask whatever penetrating questions they wanted, but no leading questions whatsoever. Reporters who continually attempted to skirt the rules would simply be denied access. Grow a pair and demonstrate some journalistic integrity or stay the hell out of my pressers.
Last weekend I watched an on-air "talent" grill Senator Barney Frank (D-Mass) over the economic stimulus package debacle. He cut the senator off at every turn, never letting him complete a sentence. Finally, Sen. Frank snapped back, "You brought me on to hear what I have to say. If you won't let me say what I think, this interview is over." Now I despise Barney Frank -- I think he's a corrupt legislator and an embarrassment to our nation -- and I think a grilling over the failed TARP is well deserved, but I actually jumped up and (in my Army Combat Uniform, mind you) cheered out loud. I was so happy to see an interviewee stand up for himself.