A man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: I am 42 years old, have a wonderful wife of 21 years and many children. Yesterday, I picked up two freshman college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Man: What sins?
Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man: I'm Jewish.
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man: I'm 42 years old -- I'm telling everybody!