I'll tell you what a fraud is-
Hardwood flooring is a fraud. Who fucking needs it. Give me some nice, thick carpeting, thank you very much.
Stainless steel appliances are a fraud. Why have to wipe your 'fridge down every time someone touches it?
Black Friday is a fraud. If you get up early enough to actually save some money, you should just go ahead and move into a homeless shelter and save some big bucks.
I heard Favre was switching teams in the Seinfeld sense, same thing I heard about Kev.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
The concept that chicks with tattoos is sexy is also fraudulent, btw. Who is telling these girls to roll with tramp stamps?
All should aspire to be the dude.
"This aggression will not stand, man."