Don't you just hate it when you see something and instantly realize that if you had thought of it, you'd be stinkin' filthy rich?

...And it's so simply obvious, to boot?


You walk up, and there's a canvas "L" shape entrance, to prevent folk from seeing inside. There is no door. You walk through the mini-maze, and there you have the most magnificent display of human ingenuity you have ever set eyes upon. Gentlemen (sorry ladies, you figure your own one out) I bring you the five hole pecker-pissing-only-porta-potty.

No lines, no delays, you gotta piss, you are pissin'...

No more pre-piss planning.

In my mind's eye, the guy that invented it (HAD to be a guy) got his inspiration while standing in the "traditional" Don's Jons line about five folk too far back waiting (interminably) for some friggin' broad to finish whatever the fuck they are doing in there.

I wanna give the son of a bitch that invented it the American freedom medal.

Used at the Penn State / Iowa game Saturday. I vaguely remember the game, but that portable pisser was memorably awe-inspiring [drunk]

What?! I'm trying to imagine what this strange contraption looks like, but can't. Any pics?

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That's the inside of a 4 holer vs. a 5, but you get the concept... (Although that may be a fiver, if you look at the right edge of the entrance- I sense another pisser there.

I sure hope it was being used by dudes with skinny asses. Not a popular place for Fat Americans.

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No one would want to use that shitter with me. I have a trim waist (<32"), but I have a gigantic ass. It would get crowded in there.

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Stop fucking calling it a shitter, or we will all wind up back at square one with the women-folk bottle-necking the goddamned line again.[roflmao] and no, you do NOT want to "see what it would look like" if the girls start bogarting into our multi- pisser to do their business. I already did the cost/benefit analysis, it wasn't pretty, so let's not go there, lol

Ahhh.. Nice!! Nothing like having a smooth flowing line for a leak, eh?

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